This site is hilarious

"E. Julius" (soonerfrommi)
03/01/2015 at 16:53 • Filed to: None

"In the jungle, the lion is undoubtedly the king and reigns supreme – no one can dispute this. Similarly, in the world of luxury cars, which by the years grows into a bigger and bigger jungle with many different car releases, the 2016 Bugatti Veyron is the ruler (one who is not willing to share the throne with anyone). It is a super car and unique in every way. It is a one of a kind masterpiece as a car and an engineering endeavor. When it first appeared, it was proclaimed to be not only the fastest car in the world, but also as the most expensive. For the adrenaline and speed fanatics, the Bugatti Veyron is more than just a car. It is part of their personalities and lifestyle."

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DISCUSSION (13)

Nibby > E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 16:57

I had a weird dream that I parked the Fusion next to a maroon Veyron.

TheHondaBro > E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 16:57

http://releasedateprice2016.com/2015-honda-nsx…

The 2015 Honda NSX is based on the concept of supra, where this is one of the best cars for sports. This car is mainly designed for car racers because they have passion towards racing. This car is perfectly design where the power is exhausted in the accelerator pedal therefore you can drive this car smoothly. The new Honda NSX is manufactured by expert and so it provides better performances where the interior design is so luxurious. This one is latest version where is comes with all amenities.

The 2015 Honda NSX Concept comes with mid sizes where it has some of the changes in the performance of the motor and its appearance, but the quality of this Honda will never change where you can drive your car and make the experience of driving.

Cé hé sin > E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 16:58

"In the jungle, the lion is undoubtedly the king and reigns supreme..."

A lion, I hear you type? Have a car with a lion on front.

Kinja'd!!!

E. Julius > TheHondaBro
03/01/2015 at 17:01

I am laughing so hard right now.

ttyymmnn > E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 17:02

carcrasher88 > E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 17:05

http://releasedateprice2016.com/2016-toyota-pr…

Uh-huh...an American made, all-wheel-drive Prius. Like that's gonna happen.

*facepalm*

http://releasedateprice2016.com/2015-toyota-co…

Right, the Corolla as a 'high performance car'.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > TheHondaBro
03/01/2015 at 17:32

ah, yes i have always wanted a car for sports, i also happen to be a car racer that has a passion towards racing

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 17:32

The current Bugatti comes with a maximum speed of 286mph. however, rumor has it that the addition of the electric engine will have the 2016 Bugatti Veyron at 150 miles.

I didn't know electric engines were so long.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 17:34

OMGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE FIREBIRD IS COMING BACK

http://releasedateprice2016.com/2015-pontiac-t…

E. Julius > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
03/01/2015 at 17:37

Typically they're built with a slight curve to follow that of the earth's surface. I believe we will see this in the 2016 Veyron as well.

I love you but I've chosen hooning! > E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 17:42

Whoever this guy is, the PUA advice blog he surely writes for as a sidegig, will probably read like this.

"When I make love to a woman, it is not only ensured that love is being made to the woman but also that the woman is making love to me. A unique feeling of ecstasy pervades both of our bodies, or sometimes all three of our bodies. Because in the jungle, the lion is undoubtly the king and a king shares his bed with more than just one lioness from time to time. Its part of his personality and lifestyle."

I love you but I've chosen hooning! > E. Julius
03/01/2015 at 17:43

As expected, the new 2016 Bugatti Veyron will feature the latest technologies in its cabin giving it a luxurious yet stiff look that is awesomely stunning. Its seats are covered with calf leather which increase the comfort of the driver while driving and will be surrounded by carbon fiber.

Oh lord, this site will become my newest obsession.

E. Julius > I love you but I've chosen hooning!
03/01/2015 at 17:49

a luxurious yet stiff look that is awesomely stunning

That's what she said